Now that exams are over, it is time to party!
Zouk. F-Club. Or maybe a vacation overseas to places never been before like Bangkok and Shinjuku. You will continue to party, continue to be on vacation and be on the adrenaline that you used to finish your exams. Untill… you either a) run out of money OR b) run out of time.
Next thing you know, you bank account is down to the last hundreds; you have 2 weeks to collect your results and nothing seem so awesome anymore.
Parties were enjoyed, beers were drank and mistakes were made (if you made a baby, I don’t think the rest of the article will help).
So before making these 10 rookie mistakes, read through all these first!
#01: Prevention is better than cure
Yes, this literally means everything.
These goes from alcohol to condoms. Drinking is fun and all, but not being able to sleep at all and your head trying to keep itself from imploding is a big NO NO. As for condoms, they are invented for a reason. To keep the party continuing till your 30s, so don’t cut short your own party before reaching 20.
#02: If you really must, at least know what you’re doing
“That bottle of Bacardi and Grey Goose? It is nothing! Lets down it like no tomorrow!” – that one guy in every party
Those sitcoms where the friends help the guy when he is drunk, send him home in a cab and put him in bed? Nope, ain’t happening bro. Consider this, you are drinking with your group of friends, who by this time of your drunk-ness, is also super high and wasted as well. Now they are high, happy and have a body to experiment on, what do you think they will do?
Top tips to not get drunk:
- Eat dairy product 2-3 hours before drinking
- Drink water each time u drink alcohol. (Yes, you may look like a pussy, but a pussy who is still talking to girls sounds better than an art piece on the street)
- Take aspirin after drinking.
- Drink water. Just hydrate like mad.
- Don’t eat a full meal either. Or you will be known in your group as the Merlion.
#03: Know people
Yes this is an important skill. SUPER IMPORTANT SKILL.
In every party scene out there, always go out there to know more people. And this is super important. In fact, if you do forget every other things, remember this one point: Contacts are everything.
Knowing people means you get to have a bigger fun group each time you party. It means you may get free entry into the clubs, free drinks or even straight up free VIP tables! Knowing more people has its perks and your party will definitely improve every time you know more people.
And knowing people doesn’t necessarily only means the hot slut over there you wanna bang. It means everyone. The dude at the table, the bouncer, the bartender or in fact anyone at all!
#04: Some things don’t go together
Tom and Jerry. Cats and dogs. Vodka and beer. There are some combinations out there in the world which is not meant to go together. Especially Vodka and Beer unless you want to know what it feels like to have a pool party in your own stomach.
For some odd reasons, there are just some weird combinations of things that are not allowed to co-exist. Probably due to chemical reactions or another, you will not want to try these:
- Alcohol and driving. This is Numero Uno because this is what actually kills people. Innocent people. Be responsible. Be safe. Keep others safe.
- Vodka and beer. I cannot emphasis this enough because I actually tried it myself. The whole of next 2 days just felt like I have eaten a cockroach in gutter oil with rats having a pool party in my private stomach.
- Condom and condom. Just don’t use 2 of these together. In one session.
- Insert alcohol + Any drugs. I am not even going to bother going into this one.
- Alcohol + flame. Unless you actually know how to do it. DONT. PERIOD.
#05: Ladies and Gentlemen, its Mambo no. 5
” So what can I do I really beg you my Lord
To me is flirting it’s just like sport, anything fly”
Maybe this song is not your generation. But know this: this should be you if you are out partying.
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